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Fable Quotes and Sentences Masterlist Meme PART ONE
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Disclaimer: With the help of friends (you know who you are!) and a lot of hard work, I have composed a list of several hundred quotable sentences from the Fable game series. All quotes are taken from the first three installments. The next part will include quotes from the Journey as well as the novels and e-books written by Peter David. Once I am able to get my hands on Fable Legends, you can bet I’ll make a third installment to the meme then too! For now, please enjoy the quotes from the first three games.
- “The gods and demons you fear and worship are as nothing to me!”
- “Your health is low! Do you have any potions or food?”
- “Try to get your combat multiplier even higher!”
- “Try to keep your combat multiplier eeeeeeeven lower!”
- “I have returned. After an eternity away from you all, _____ is back!”
- “Come on, wake up! Daydreaming again, were you?”
- “Where’s that filthy lay about husband/wife/lover of mine?”
- “Right, I’m going to turn him into Balverine food!”
- “You filthy swine! I ought to chop ‘em right off!”
- “Don’t insult me any more!”
- “Are you just going to stand there like a lemon?”
- “But being good is so boring.”
- “Wouldn’t you prefer to be smashing things?”
- “Oh, you’re no fun at all.”
- “Get him off me! Please help!”
- “I hope you haven’t forgotten what day it is, like you did last year.”
- “I’m sorry if I woke you last night. It was another of those dreams again. I was standing in this field, when something happened. Only I can’t remember what!”
- “Wait… There’s something wrong.”
- “Bandits!”
- “It’s really happening! They’re here! You’ve got to hide!”
- “We must leave. It’s not safe here.”
- “They’re all dead. You don’t want to join them, do you? Then… give me your hand.”
- “It’s time to wake up!”
- “You must be my new roommate. Hm.. You’re a bit shorter than I expected.”
- “You know, you talk in your sleep? Sounded like a bad nightmare.”
- “The journey’s length is of no consequence. ______ must be protected.”
- “Talk is of no matter to me.”
- “May Death close his eyes to you, _____.”
- “He was a great Hero once, back when he had flesh on his bones and blood in his veins.”
- “What does he know of the choices we must make, of what it takes to get things done?”
- “This is my favorite part of the Guild. The cloisters are so quiet!”
- “You’ve finally prized yourself from your pillow.”
- “You’re not making much of an impact there, are you?”
- “Ah, now that’s more like it!”
- “Get out of bed, lazybones!”
- “Shame you couldn’t see me fight in the Arena. You might have learned a thing or two.”
- “We did it! Did you see the looks on their faces?”
- “Yes, quite impressive, for a novice.”
- “You’ll find real battles rather more fatal than this.”
- “I remember the night you first came to us. Look at you now!”
- “These are dark times. The shadows of _____ are stirring, and strange winds are blowing.”
- “There is little else for me to teach you, but I will always be around to offer you guidance.”
- “Check the Guild for more quests.”
- “Haha! Funniest thing I’ve seen in years!”
- “Been enjoying the attention, have you?”
- “The sky is really pretty today!”
- “Chicken chasing—that makes you a true Hero!”
- “No, don’t tell me. You were sent here by an irritating lady. The one with the comatose kid.”
- “Welcome to the Fist Fighters Gang. It’s for people who like to mash each other’s brains out.”
- “You up for a bit of a scrap?”
- “Time to loosen those teeth.”
- “I’ll take care of you myself.”
- “Hey… Hey! If you keep reeeeeaaally still, I can see your skeleton. Far out, man!”
- “You know, sound waves can make your head spin into the sun. I’ve seen it happen, man!”
- “If only I hadn’t lost my Mushroom of Truth in the Guild…”
- “Are you feeling okay?”
- “Man, I think faeries have burrowed their way into my gums.”
- “Oh, wow. I can’t believe you lost our Mushroom of Truth. We’re stuck in a world of lies now, man.”
- “I didn’t mean to. It was that door, man! It sneezed all over me; it just fell right out of my hand!”
- “Oh, thank Avo you’re here!”
- “You’ve received a new quest card!”
- “I thought we were gonna die in this hellish place!”
- “The sooner we put this forest behind us, the better. There are unnatural things out there…”
- “Argh! Help! Something bit me and left me for dead. Please, let me come with you!”
- “I just knew today was gonna be bad, I just knew it!”
- “What in Avo’s name is that?!”
- “Ah, there you are. I thought maybe you were getting too famous to be seen round here.”
- “Greetings, hail, oh Hero bold. I am, you see, a famous Bard. I sing you songs, you give me gold. It really isn’t very hard!”
- “Oh! Hello! Can I ask you a personal question?”
- “I’ve never connected with someone like that before. I wonder if it was the same for him/her/them?”
- “Aaaahhh, at long last a kind mortal who doesn’t flee at the sight of me!”
- “I have paced this forsaken beach for so many years.”
- “Could it be that you were sent by the gods to lift me from my fierce torment?”
- “I so miss your scent of dead fish.”
- “I often stand here and look out to sea.”
- “Stop bein’ such a baby!”
- “I thought we were going to die! But we have to leave! Before the guards notice!”
- “I’ve been waiting for you.”
- “Finish it quick then! I’d do the same for you.”
- “There you are.”
- “What’s wrong? Don’t you recognize your own ____?”
- “I’ve seen so many things. So much killing, so much dying.”
- “I’m sorry, ____. Your path is alone now. All our paths are.”
- “I’ve seen you, ____. In a ring of sand and blood. An arena full of secrets.”
- “He finds you when you’re sleeping, and when the daylight fades.”
- “What are you waiting for? Finish it, or leave me alone. I’m dead anyway. I’m no one’s king/queen/ruler any more…”
- “You’ve really come a long way these past few years, haven’t you?”
- “Hey, look, could you do me a massive favor?”
- “I mean, she was a stunner… At least I think she was. But I also thought the trees around us were running around on little chocolate legs, if you see what I mean.”
- “Look, I ate the mushroom, innit. They all said I would laugh my knickers off if I ate it. And I, like, totally did, and I’m not!”
- “Stay within the law.”
- “I have no more need for intoxicants, for I have found love!”
- “About time you showed up! I was about to start without you!”
- “Not bad. Don’t think it’ll be easy next time, though.”
- “I suppose the trophy is yours then. For now.”
- “Those bandits are a vicious bunch. You have to get me out!”
- “Need someone to watch your back?”
- “Need a good sword to fight beside you?”
- “Ah, my savior! Come to rescue me, have you?”
- “Have you ever heard about the time I wiped out an entire encampment of bandits?”
- “Will you ever shut up?”
- “Well, I’m not gonna stand for it much longer! First chance I get, I’m outa here!”
- “Do shut up!”
- “You know, I once burned down a whole village.”
- “Are we gonna spill some guts soon, or what?”
- “You villain! Don’t you have a heart?!”
- “For justice!”
- “Must have been an animal…”
- “So you found me. That’s just grand. If you can find me, so can they!”
- “Did you know I was once asked to join the Heroes Guild?”
- “Have you ever heard of the battle where I wiped out an entire nest of balverines?”
- “That was you?!”
- “We can’t stand here all day; there are people to be rescued!”
- “They blackmailed me into tricking you! There was nothing I could do!”
- “That thing’s skin is too tough, even for you!”
- “I didn’t want to hurt him, but this time, he’s gone too far.”
- “Damn thing was just waiting for you! But how did it know where we were going?”
- “What the blazes are you talking about?”
- “That balverines will think twice before attacking us again!”
- “We’ve got it on the run! We can hurt it! We can kill it!”
- “I’m… quite seriously wounded…”
- “Did you know I was almost honored as winner of the Arena once?”
- “We’ll do no good standing here!”
- “We’ve got trouble!”
- “It was just a shadow…”
- “Dear lord! Something must have crawled up inside him and died!”
- “Shit!”
- “People don’t want history, they want the Heroes of today!”
- “Hmm, quite profound, that. You can quote me, if you like!”
- “I am honored to stand before you again.”
- “What do they think they’re doing? They can’t do this!”
- “I’m going to put on a good fight, but I’m not killing you! I can’t kill you!”
- “We came here to put on a good show. And that’s what we’re going to do.”
- “Don’t do it, _____. We agreed. Just… walk…out…”
- “I haven’t got much fight left…”
- “Leave! Just…leave!”
- “I’m impressed. And that doesn’t happen often.”
- “The time of your glory is long gone. It is time you learned to accept that.”
- “This is not over. New blood spills like any other. And yours will spill soon enough.”
- “That was unbelievable. I haven’t seen anything like it for a long time.”
- “She was a fine Hero. Just as soft-hearted as you.”
- “I knew her son/daughter would end up here one day. It’s in your blood.”
- “Whatever you decide, you’ve earned the Champion’s Seal.”
- “Don’t lose it. It is rather valuable.”
- “So you’re the one that everyone has been talking about. I must say, you have me intrigued.”
- “Will you walk with me about the courtyard?”
- “It’s lovely here, don’t you think? But sometimes it feels like the loneliest place in the world.”
- “Enemy spotted! Let’s have us a massacre!”
- “There are towns just waiting to be pillaged, you know.”
- “What are we waiting for? There are people to kill!”
- “Quick! Get me out of here!”
- “Prepare to die!”
- “They’re mine!”
- “Yes! My strength returns.”
- “If you’re looking for someone with real teeth, you won’t find none sharper.”
- “You heard about the time I killed me a couple of Heroes?”
- “Put that weapon away, will you? I’m a bit jumpy at the moment. You could get yourself hurt.”
- “You haven’t seen a guard around here, have you? Big man, stupid face? He’s after my blood.”
- “All this waiting’s got me on edge.”
- “The sword is everything, and it could turn the world to nothing.”
- “Meet me at the executioner’s block on the hill. I can think of no better place to kill you.”
- “You have come to your own execution then.”
- “Can you see them? Are they still alive?”
- “Looks like this is where it ends.”
- “Leave me alone now.”
- “Listen to me, you’re all doomed!”
- “So, now you know the truth.”
- “Your fighting has become legendary round here!”
- “So, have you heard the legend about this sword?”
- “I’d like an ale, please.”
- “I’m pleased to serve you.”
- “Oh, so the Guild thought I needed some help, did they?”
- “What do they think, that I’m some damsel in distress?”
- “Well, you might ask well make yourself useful, now you’re here.”
- “Whatever it is, it can’t be good news.”
- “Help me get rid of the ones in front of the shrine and maybe I can get close enough to disable it.”
- “I know a way of closing the portal and making sure that thing never appears.”
- “And it looks like we have company!”
- “The incantation worked! The portal’s closed!”
- “Let’s just hope the seal holds…”
- “You can fight by my side any time.”
- “You’re amazing!”
- “____ seems strangely…subdued lately.”
- “That’s not like him/her/them…. What did you say to him/her/them?!”
- “Leave me alone, you organic pustule.”
- “The graveyard gates are locked. That miserable sod in there won’t open them.”
- “Oh, this is stupid. The gates are locked!”
- “I wouldn’t bother if I were you.”
- “He just sits in his hut talking to that weird friend of his.”
- “I’ve had enough. I’m off.”
- “You have the whole set? That must be worth a bleedin’ fortune!”
- “Yeah, I smashed open the crypt ‘n’ it was all just lyin’ there.”
- “You’d better hide it to make sure no one else steals it.”
- “Shhh! What was that? Someone’s out there!”
- “My armor, my helmet, my sword, and my shield… Gather for me and the path I shall yield.”
- “This is the Old Kingdom crypt. Gives me the creeps.”
- “The sword can be found beneath the ground. If you be brave, try the horned grave.”
- “My ancient shield is well concealed. Try not to shiver while looking in the river.”
- “For the armor you seek, take a peek in the gloom of a nearby tomb.”
- “As you may have spied, the helmet is inside. What you require is above the fire.”
- “My armor, my helmet, my sword, and my shield… You gathered for me, so the path I shall yield.”
- “Turn back while you still can.”
- “We will not allow you to continue.”
- “I am he who guards this door, and you may not pass!”
- “Here… Come here…. Into the light….”
- “Why, you little scroot!”
- “Any news from further afield?”
- “Ahh, it lifts one’s spirits to see a Hero take such a keen interest in education.”
- “See? Girls can be Heroes too!”
- “I think you’re amazing! Did you know that?”
- “Hero, you’re the best!”
- “You saved us all! Amazing!”
- “I hope they are all home in one piece…”
- “I told you. Touch me again, and I’ll wring your neck!”
- “What the hell were you thinking, coming here?! Don’t you see he’ll take us both?!”
- “Nevermind. We’ve got to get out of here. Get this damn cage open.”
- “I see you’ve been trained well.”
- “It’s not far now, but we must hurry!”
- “Come now. It isn’t polite to leave without saying goodbye.”
- “Bastard.”
- “You disgusting freak. Let him/her/them go! He/She/They doesn’t/don’t know anything!”
- “And now, my sweet, you’re going to tell me where the key is!”
- “Go to hell, pig.”
- “Tut, tut, tut! Temper, ____, temper!”
- “Pssst. Hey, you! In the cell next to ya!”
- “I guess you’re the one they’ve been hot-pokering all this time. I could hear you squealing all the way down here, mate.”
- “Every year, he has us dragged out of our cells, shows us a little sunshine so we know what we’re missing, then sticks us back in. Doesn’t do it out of the kindness of his heart, neither.”
- “Win, and we like you. Lose, and you get a round in the torture chamber. That sounds like fun, doesn’t it? Yes, sounds like fun! Hahahaha, lemme hear it!”
- “Welcome to my modest quarters.”
- “You have earned yourself a singular reward: one of my world-famous poetry readings!”
- “I don’t want to hear a single sound from you. Pouring forth one’s soul requires the utmost concentration!”
- “It is painfully obvious you have no interest in the arts. My lyrical opus is wasted on your philistine ears.”
- “Welcome to your temporary home—the torture chamber.”
- “We’re gonna have some fun with you!”
- “It’s a special day today—you’ll find out soon enough.”
- “Hm… You survived.”
- “Another year, another race.”
- “You again? You are really quite the athlete, aren’t you?”
- “There! There’s the criminal!”
- “Vengeance is mine…”
- “Time to get revenge…”
- “We’ll distract the guards and escape later.”
- “Let me at those guards.”
- “Quick—the lever!”
- “Let’s go… Let’s go!”
- “Hey! How’d you get down here?!”
- “Don’t worry about me—there’s life in me still!”
- “I think those barriers are connected to this thing!”
- “Well, it looks like you didn’t turn out too badly after all. You did pretty well back there.”
- “Feels good, doesn’t it?”
- “Your Guild Seal has been reactivated! Welcome back!”
- “Fancy that. You worked it out.”
- “Nobody goes there—nobody comes from there.”
- “We thought you’d been killed!”
- “Are you on your way?”
- “Something isn’t right here…”
- “No! Aahhh! No, no!”
- “The book! Don’t forget the book!”
- “We’ve got to get out of here! It’s after us!”
- “You’re alive! I was worried when you disappeared.”
- “There is really no time for this, _____.”
- “So you escaped my little cage. I’m surprised it took you so long.”
- “I trust you didn’t lose too much of that precious blood of yours getting out.”
- “You’ve hidden from me for far too long.”
- “Surprised? You shouldn’t be. Only a fool would oppose ____.”
- “I was wrong. Maybe you are strong enough to defeat ______.”
- “They’ll be trying to stop him. None of them can.”
- “You want to know why I did it, don’t you?”
- “I suppose I’m just an old coward, _____.”
- “We don’t all embrace death. For some of us, the quest—the only quest—is to escape death, whatever the cost.”
- “Looks like I failed.”
- “You’re back! Things are worse than I feared.”
- “I always thought they were damn ugly things. I don’t want to die for them, either.”
- “He wouldn’t have lived to see the end of the day, anyway. He had outlived his usefulness.”
- “I thought you weren’t going to make it.”
- “You’ll never catch up with me.”
- “How do you like the new world? This is just a taste of what’s to come, my boy/girl/child.”
- “Just two more to go now…”
- “You! This isn’t the place, but we have unfinished business, _____.”
- “I have killed many of those creatures… but I can’t go on much longer.”
- “Only one left. You aren’t making this much of a challenge.”
- “Damn him! We’re too late!”
- “I hope there is still some blood left in those hard, old veins.”
- “There is nothing we could do. He has power like none I’ve ever seen.”
- “Stop him, lad/lass! For all our sakes, stop him!”
- “What a touching family reunion.”
- “There’s only one thing missing.”
- “It’s your blood net. Then I will make this world burn!”
- “And now comes the choice I spoke of so long ago.”
- “So what will you do, ____?”
- “Yes! Freedom! At last! In your face, eternal confinement!”
- “Good luck once more, Hero.”
- “We have to… We have to stop it!”
- “Well, here’s your ride. Looks, erh… cozy.”
- “I had feared you lost.”
- “Terrible thought they are, they are but a symptom of a much greater power rising in these lands.”
- “I pray that we can awaken it and that it holds the answers we seek.”
- “Maybe next time I see you we can have a snowball fight.”
- “Ah, there you are! How was the cruise?”
- “Right, that’s as far as I’m going. This place ain’t safe y’know!”
- “The whole town’s full of ghosts. Folks say the poor buggars don’t even realize they’re dead!”
- “There are more than just bodies buried here.”
- “You took my sword, remember? Do you have any idea how many centuries I spent looking for it?!”
- “You destroyed my sword, remember? Do you have any idea how many centuries I spent looking for it?!”
- “Now look, I won’t tell you again, we don’t need a Hero. For the first time in years, we’re not being attacked, sieged, or kidnapped by anything! Now leave us alone!”
- “I will tell you what I know. If it will get you out of my sight.”
- “Yes, my blood thirsty friend! Strike him down!”
- “Dead… Creatures killed… everyone….”
- “Run! Run for your life!”
- “These… things appeared in the cells and started killing everyone!”
- “Too afraid to fight another Hero, were you? Very well. I’ve prepared some… entertainment for you inside.”
- “Ah! There is an important quest card waiting for you—at the bottom of a slime pit!”
- “Oh, Hero…. Are you having trouble hitting things? Aww…”
- “Ah, what’s this? Jack’s lovely Minions are back! And they’ve brought some puppies for our Hero to play with!”
- “Can our Hero withstand another wave of friendly furry beasts? …We certainly hope not.”
- “Will you stop distracting me?! I need to work on the next inscription.”
- “Something tells me there’s going to be a lot of… screaming! Hahaha!”
- “They won’t allow me to leave… And now they will try to take you, too!”
- “I don’t know what’s going on, but it’s like the end of the world in there.”
- “I’m telling you, it’s like the dead are fighting a war back there.”
- “Good luck. For all our sakes.”
- “You’re too late, little Hero! Once more, too late.”
- “Come to ______–we have unfinished business.”
- “There’s nothing you can’t do. I really believe that.”
- “Go now. You cannot escape your fate any longer.”
- “It’s been a long wait…but I knew you’d free me eventually.”
- “Yes, always the puppet. Don’t you ever get tired of having your strings pulled?”
- “I am no mortal man.”
- “I have existed for millennia! You cannot possibly comprehend what I am!”
- “I told you I could not be so killed so easily, Hero! Hahaha!”
- “You make us all look ugly in comparison!”
- “I’ll just be over here, being indelicate and tactless!”
- “Why are you staring at me?”
- “This is the part where you say ‘no offense’.”
- “Death is not your destiny today, _____.”
- “I like you so much, I just had to get you a present!”
- “Erm… Are you sure this is safe? This walkway seems a bit, uh… rickety.”
- “Don’t say much, do you?”
- “That’s the funny thing about good-byes: You never know when you’ll get another one.”
- “Ach! You blunderin’ goon! You couldn’t hit me in a million years!”
- “It’s alright, _____. Don’t be afraid.”
- “I never wanted this… I’m sorry.”
- “Hey! What are you gonna do? Shoot me? Oooh! Mummy! Oooh! I’m shiverin’! Oooh!”
- “I see other worlds than this one.”
- “Whatever you do, do NOT mention ______ or ______.”
- “Bet he’s having roast duck this time of year…”
- “I wish… I wish…”
- “You always hafta be different!”
- “What IS that noise? I can’t just hear it… I can feel it!”
- “This place feels… wrong.”
- “You’re a freak! A [Lucien’s] failed experiment, nothing more!”
- “You’re wrong! The [Lucien’s] experiment as a radical success!”
- “Chaos does not punish evil, nor reward righteousness.”
- “Chaos cuts innocent lives short—and we are to accept this as fate. I beg to differ.”
- “Now… sleep.”
- “I don’t know how you got here… but I know what you are.”
- “You will do everything I tell you, without question. Failure to obey will cause the device around your neck to activate. This is not a pleasant experience.”
- “This will continue until you submit.”
- “I am going to hit you, and you are going to thank me because I told you to.”
- “Be patient. Time has little meaning here.”
- “They haven’t fed me since.. I can’t even remember!”
- “No way. We’ll never be that hungry.”
- “The answer is no.”
- “Hoohoo! I can just SMELL the gold!”
- “He’s a bit funny, isn’t he?”
- “Oh, I know, you’re sweet…. But we can’t keep you. We can barely feed ourselves!”
- “Stay strong. Don’t let them break your will.”
- “Bring him to me. Dead, alive, I don’t care. Wait… No, alive, if you can. I want to look him in the eye when he dies.”
- “You… I should have known you would be the one to betray me.”
- “At last! I think it’s safe to say you don’t need to protect me anymore!”
- “Take my hand, ____. We have a great deal to discuss.”
- “Honestly, there were a few times there that I wanted to smack ____.”
- “Tell me then! Is it true you don’t know which way to hold a crossbow? Hahahahaha!”
- “And so our story begins.”
- “You’ll be positively betwuzzled by the results!”
- “Hey! What do you think you’re doing?!”
- “I’m just having a bit of fun—what’s it to you?”
- “That idiot socked me right in the head!”
- “You probably saved his life!”
- “Look, ___! TWO sets of twins!”
- “Shoot the beetles! Shoot to kill!”
- “Aw, crap! Do you know what it took to catch those beetles?!”
- “I was made to understand you might be mistrustful. I didn’t anticipate your staggering wit and intellect.”
- “Okay. You’re a genius. Does it work?”
- “A sunset’s amazing. That thing is a bloody nightmare.”
- “Oh, they’re lovely!”
- “That’s a funny looking child. Oh, wait. It’s a dog.”
- “Down by the reeds… Down by the reeds… Swim the sirens of Oakvale… Out to the seas…”
- “Why do you lie there so still, pretty lady? Morning has come and sun is reigning…When will you hold me again, pretty lady? Night time has come, and I’m still waiting…”
- “Can you hear me?”
- “Well, well, well! What have we got here? Hehehehe…”
- “’Tis a wicked place. ‘Twould be burned to the ground if there was any justice.”
- “Be wary—the fog here is unnatural.”
- “Ah, art thou perchance a devotee of mine?”
- “Well, that’s a waste of bones and blood if ever I saw one!”
- “Tell me this: How does a rubbish shooter like you stay alive? Heh, you must be a right jammy buggar!”
- “It has seen many a cruel deed…”
- “Tell you what. How about you go rescue some travelers or slay some beastes. Or slay some travelers! The details are unimportant.”
- “Hey! Aren’t you the one who did that thing?! You know, with the stuff!”
- “I’m just a poor unelected official.”
- “I think I’ll take a nap no. A couple of hundred years should do it, hm? The world should be a more interesting place by then.”
- “You were supposed to get eaten!”
- “Yes! Yes! I can feel the chains that hold me slipping away!”
- “Bring me more, I beg you!”
- “You will have to become the most brutish of all creatures. Can you do this?”
- “Now I will grant you the greatest gift of all. Death!”
- “Killing’s rude! Didn’t you know that?”
- “Do you think we’ll ever forget what you did? All those poor people killed…and for what?!”
- “See! I told you throwing biscuits at them would just make them angrier!”
- “Me and some friends, we were reading from this book we found. It had all of these strange words…”
- “This is the bargain we honor.”
- “You must choose, quickly.”
- “But when the sacrifices stop, we will come for him/her. This he/she knows.”
- “The time is… very late!”
- “I will now sing you my latest composition!”
- “Cursed be all ye who enter the domain of _____!”
- “This cave shall be your grave.
- “Never thought I’d see her and count myself living.”
- “Oh, pardon me, I hope you don’t mind DYING!”
- “I know dying is such a nuisance, but we can’t all live forever!”
- “I can get it from here. I mean, I’m me, aren’t I?”
- “We’re like fish in a barrel!”
- “If there’s one thing I hate, it’s an unfair fight!”
- “People are a bit overrated, don’t you find?”
- “Ugh, yes, alright! I will help you! And it’s very likely that after that I will kill you… but we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it, hm?”
- “Oh, this sounds like a barrel of laughs.”
- “So…what now?”
- “Blind, eh? Hmm… I would have preferred mute.”
- “No, no, no, no, no—That kind of power is a means, not an end. What does he/she want to do?”
- “So now we do… what, exactly?”
- “Bloody hell… That… hurt…”
- “Well, I did enjoy making that pretty light with you, but with that done, what happens now?”
- “Well, this can’t be good.”
- “Heroes, enough power to create a new world, and you waste it on trying to save the old one.”
- “Your fall will be hard indeed.”
- “Um, deal still stands, Lord/Lady _____. Er, King/Queen ______.”
- “Oh, ____, will you shut it?!”
- “In fact, you can have these people for free!”
- “I merely listened.”
- “What have you done to her/him?”
- “I should have gone out into the dark and found your body that night.”
- “Of course, you were only a child. But then, so was I.”
- “Please stay, we have a perfect life here.”
- “Do you think a mere trinket could save you? Do you think anything can?”
- “I will put an end to chaos!”
- “Stop! Think about what you are doing!”
- “Oh! I thought he’d never shut up!”
- “Oh, I’m sorry… Did you want to kill him?”
- “Hey! You’re that mighty adventurer, aren’t you? Well, I’ve got a quest for you: KISS MY STONEY ARSE!”
- “The Temple of ____ is here. Generosity will be rewarded.”
- “I’m sorry, ____. Not that I broke my vow. I’m sorry that I didn’t break it sooner.”
- “You let him/her/them go before I break you in half!”
- “I never did fit in at this place. We both knew that.”
- “I am… the… lizard queen!”
- “The badgers are stealing the cheese…!”
- “Your attacks will have no effect. Remember yourself.”
- “…We live in grim times indeed, if the young are too world-weary to believe in magic.”
- “Ask yourself. What makes you stronger: killing those who cannot defend themselves, or allowing them to live.”
- “Ach, I can smell your awful breath… all the way from here.”
- “I’d ask you to try shooting me… but ya’d probably poke your eye out instead.”
- “I might be made of stone, but at least I ain’t stone blind!”
- “I bet your shooting’s as bad as your body odor!”
- “I heard there was a prophecy about you… yeah… something about THE WORST MARKSMAN OF ALL TIME! Yeah, that was it! Hahaha!”
- “You must be the sorriest excuse of a Hero I ever saw, and I’ve seen plenty.”
- “Ye cannae hit me. Ye cannae hit me! Haha!
- “Hi, my name’s Barn Door. Bet ye cannae hit meeee!”
- “You look more like a crack-pot than a crack shot!”
- “Don’t you try and ignore me, you pink-bellied numpty!”
- “Is this what I’ve been sitting here waiting for all these centuries? You?! Bah!”
- “Hey! Hero! Do you have any health or potions? Hahaha, you ain’t got no skill, that’s as plain as day!”
- “Ach, away with ye, ye scavenger dog-monkey.”
- “Hey! Look at me when I’m insulting ya! You walking sack of compost!”
- “You think you’re smart? I’ve seen more brains in a slop-bucket!”
- “The kingdom is on the verge of revolution, but who will be the Hero to lead the rebellion?”
- “It is time you saw what your kingdom is truly like.”
- “When freedom is nothing but a dream, it is time to make a stand.”
- “Welcome to the city of the down trodden.”
- “The uprising has begun.”
- “What a dreadful sight.”
- “Such a beautiful day to waste in bed, don’t you agree?”
- “What? Oh, go away, ____.”
- “Ah, yes. One’s hear soars before such regal bearing.”
- “It’s not going to work. Don’t look at me like that.”
- “Oh, fierce warrior, are you here to join my army?”
- “I can look after myself, you know.”
- “You hear such terrible stories.”
- “They say a factory worker was executed this morning.”
- “I told them you’d speak to them. Will you do that? I’m afraid of what might happen if someone doesn’t calm things down.”
- “You’re not going to leave me stranded in this wilderness, are you?”
- “You call that a royal speech? You didn’t shout, you didn’t threaten, and you were far too reasonable. It was bloody marvelous!”
- “What a stroke of luck! Would you be so kind as to sign my petition?”
- “That was a courageous move.”
- “You’d never get tired of those old stories. And after each one, do you remember what you’d say?”
- “Teach me how to be a Hero.”
- “You only went and broke it! Look at that!”
- “This is not good.”
- “I’ve never seen so many people out there.”
- “Balls, I should have known this would happen.”
- “This isn’t going to end well.”
- “I have a horrible feeling about this.”
- “We can’t just stand here. We need to do something.”
- “Look, the guards have moved away from the stairs.”
- “I’m protecting the interests of the people.”
- “Do not question me again.”
- “Never tell me what I can’t do.”
- “We can’t let him/her kill those people.”
- “What are you doing here?”
- “I’m here to stop you. You can’t kill those people.”
- “Perhaps you think you should be the one making these decisions.”
- “I have been betrayed by my own blood.”
- “You are no longer a child and it is time I stopped treating you as one.”
- “I am giving you power over life and death.”
- “So tell me, what are you willing to sacrifice to do the right thing?”
- “Choose me. It should be me!”
- “I will NEVER forgive you for this!”
- “Good! Then you will never forget it.”
- “You mustn’t blame yourself, _____.”
- “I have to do something. I can’t just stay here.”
- “Not even… pyjamas?”
- “There is something rather sinister about this garden at night…”
- “You should have known better.”
- “It’s time we paid our respects to _______.”
- “This is your history. This is your legacy.”
- “The world has been too long without a Hero. But I’m hoping it will have one soon.”
- “Is something supposed to happen?”
- “The Seal woke at your touch, as it would at no one else’s.”
- “There is a great power inside you. You merely lack the means to unleash it.”
- “Well, do you… Do you feel any different?”
- “You might have mentioned that.”
- “Somewhat narrow isn’t it? Dark, too…”
- “I never did care for getting poked in the eye or having my head chapped off, what of it?”
- “Oh, dear. I seem to have struck a nerve…”
- “I’m proud of you too, ______. I’ve never seen a man/woman/person cower with such grace.”
- “I’m pretty sure it’s a cullis gate.”
- “Brr! I’d forgotten how bloody cold it is up here!”
- “We don’t take much stock in words round these parts. We’re simple folk.”
- “If we cannot eat, we will die. And the dead make poor allies.”
- “No, no don’t do that! Not that I would presume to tell you your business. I merely request that your business does not include scaring me like that.”
- “Ah, yes, that mask truly says, ‘I am not to be trifled with!’ Though rarely does a mask ever insinuate, ‘Stop by for tea and biscuits, and we can discuss our favorite poems’.”
- “You’re… You’re dressed as a chicken. What are you… What are you planning to do… dressed as a chicken?”
- “By the holy bookmark!”
- “Great papyrus!”
- “When you find yourself in a swordfight, just make sure you gut the other fellow first.”
- “This is my _____.”
- “Leave her/him. She/He’s mine.”
- “You’ve left quite a trail of bodies.”
- “Stop! You’ve won… This battle is yours.”
- “Thank you. I won’t forget this.”
- “One of these days the chicken god is going to come down from the sky and peck out your eyes! So there!”
- “Turn back, mortal one!”
- “Only death and insanity await you.”
- “No, really. I’m seeeerious…”
- “I call it ‘The Ham Sandwich’! A metaphorical title, of course.”
- “Great big, giant bosoms!”
- “I was afraid you’d come on all logical and sensible.”
- “This is mind-boggingly amazing!”
- “Well, look at that. They’ve built themselves a little castle. Isn’t that adorable?”
- “Think you’re so smart, standing behind your fancy magic, don’t you?”
- “Smart enough to use magic, not smart enough to wear their pants the right way around. Try explaining that!”
- “Have you ever noticed how quiet it is in here?”
- “Cease your movement! Be you man or be you Hollow Man?”
- “But lying down is so much easier than standing up!”
- “Your mother!”
- “All my beautiful gnomes with their pointy little hats!”
- “Well, stamp my renewal! It’s you!”
- “Oh, hi! You’re hot! I knew I should have washed my armpits today!”
- “The atmosphere didn’t kidnap the princess, the Baron did. Let’s get moving!”
- “Teddy bears? What are teddy bears doing here???”
- “Muahahahaha! I am the evil Baron(ess), and the prince(ss) shall be my wife/husband! And all these bears will… well, they’ll do evil stuff for they are… EVIL teddy bears!!”
- “Oh, s/he’s spirited. I like that.”
- “And the killer monsters are… chickens. A chicken?”
- “And so the Hero triumphed over the fire-breathing… demonic chickens. Of Doom!”
- “My favorite things are music and sunshine and love! And pain…”
- “Before we go any further, I’d just like to say one thing. BAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLS!!!!”
- “All that you love shall become shadow. All that you see shall become death.”
- “You’ve done me proud. You’ve always done me proud.”
- “I like what you’ve done with your… skin.”
- “Tatty-bye!”
- “Why just stab or shoot your enemies when you can set them on fire?”
- “Because that’s how games work. Winners get prizes and losers bleed a lot and then get eaten by worms. I like games!”
- “I really love how much time we’re spending in caves and sewers these days.”
- “Do you ever get the feeling that someone is playing games with us?”
- “If only we knew some sort of tin, crazy old man who enjoyed blowing things up.”
- “We’re going to show ____ just what traitors can do.”
- “I don’t like to come between siblings. Well, that’s not entirely true; there was that one time…”
- “That jacket absolutely screams ‘princess.’ Which is something my uncle used to do; we never did learn why.”
- “I mean… I cannot even…”
- “A gun… I really did mischaracterize you.”
- “Yeah? Well, I live in a bad neighborhood. Wonder who’s fault THAT is.”
- “I thought you were gone. Do you have any idea how hard I tried to forget you?”
- “I never forgot you.”
- “Well today’s not going to be great either if we don’t get you out of here. Come on.”
- “No, I can’t do this. You can’t save me again, not like last time.”
- “This isn’t like that. This time, no one gets hurt.”
- “Just once I think I have everything sorted out, you come back into my life.”
- “Oh, I’m ruined. RUINED! Damn you, chickens! You’ve claimed another victim!”
- “One day our children will ask, ‘Dad/Mum, how did you and Mum/Dad get married?’ And I’ll say, ‘it was right in the center of Bowerstone Industrial!’ Terribly romantic.”
- “You said this cemetery would be loads of fun, but clearly you were full of loads of bollocks!”
- “This isn’t just any old book, it’s the Norminomicon. It can raise the dead.”
- “So now you stand at a crossroads. It’s a nice one with painted signs and a bench.”
- “Who needs the living? They’re a bunch of wet blankets!”
- “You’re such a party pooper. Just like Mum!”
- “Aw, you snitch! This is why I never want you around!”
- “I’m tellin’ you, I’ve downed three Hollow Men with one shot, it’s true!”
- “I’ve never trusted the word of a soldier; what makes you think I’m going to start now?”
- “A quick game of Feeble! You cannot possibly say no to Feeble!”
- “Yeah, didn’t you hear the law? Everybody should have fun except me.”
- “Mmmm. That really does suit you. Brings out the color of your eyes.”
- “Heehee! Wee, wee, wee, wee~…PEE!”
- “Out you go, silly juice! Hurrhurr! Out you go~! Thbbbt!”
- “One almost feels sorry for the repugnant little beasts. Then one shrugs and waits for the next piece of carnage.”
- “Let the tearing of limbs commence! Chop, chop!”
- “Ohh! I do hope that wound wasn’t of a GRAVE nature!”
- “Must be nice being able to lick your own privates. But doesn’t that embarrass your dog?”
- “_____ rules! _____ rocks! I love ______’s smelly socks!”
- “Oh, look! He’s wagging his tail! Maybe he’s thinking about eating crap!”
- “He/She has to be stopped. No matter what it takes. He/She has to be…”
- “Can we get on with the plan? I have an overwhelming need to shoot someone.”
- “What the hopping hobbes is that?”
- “Well, that doesn’t sound good.”
- “It’s mostly gobbly-gook, anyway. I mean, listen to this: ‘Luminous spirits of the sands, impart daybreak and gleam under a quiet moon.’ What’s that supposed to mean?”
- “You know how I said it looked ‘somewhat dark’? Well, I’d like to amend that statement: we’re looking into utter, total, complete darkness.”
- “Yes… And quiet as stealthy mice, the adventurers forged on ahead.”
- “The light that you bring will die. The light inside you will die. All that you are will die.”
- “You’re tainted. The stain will never wash out. The sun will never shine upon you again. Tainted, broken little toys.”
- “Bring me their hearts. Bring me their stomachs. Bring me their bile.”
- “I can’t see… That thing… It blinded me… I can’t see!”
- “You can hear it too, can’t you? It is there. I’m not mad.”
- “No, no… Stop, stop, I can’t do this.”
- “I’m… I’m too weak. You’ll have to leave me here.”
- “I won’t leave you here.”
- “You have to… I—I can’t—I can’t…”
- “You’ll do me proud. I know you’ll do me proud.”
- “Oh, balls to you all. You’re not burying me just yet.”
- “Is that a weapon or a fashion statement?”
- “Shall we knock? Nah, let’s surprise him/her.”
- “You have the power over life and death, _____. Now choose.”
- “I am ready to accept my fate.”
- “I know you will never forgive me for the things I’ve done. You told me so once, remember?”
- “It is my recommendation that we flood the corridors with blood, or at least a suitable paint substitute.”
- “I have no doubt ____ will enjoy the labor! I’m told mining is quite a hoot!”
- “You got to do the right thing, crown person. The moon and the sun and the tiny bears like, totally demand it.”
- “These hands are not so old or weak that I can’t wring that pretty little neck of yours, ____!”
- “Ah, the ____ retort of a true mountain goat.”
- “Take it out of me, please!”
- “You took away the Darkness. It was inside me all this time. But it’s light now. I can see the sky and it’s light.”
- “You do spend a lot of time running around the world. I hope you’re not overdoing it.”
- “Turn back or die! You are not welcome here.”
- “If you continue down this path, you must be willing to face the consequences.”
- “I’m willing to die for what I believe in. Are you?”
- “You think you’re safe now? I’m just the first of many. We will kill you in the end.”
- “An enemy ship is approaching!”
- “I should have known. Damn! I should have known!”
- “Better keep your weapon ready. I’m noticing a pattern here. We walk in, things try to kill us.”
- “Sure is a beautiful day…. Except where you’re standing!”
- “I feel like celebrating today. Because today’s the day you die!”
- “Seeing you brings back memories… Of wanting my eyes gouged out!”
- “I sensed your presence before you even arrived. What did you EAT?!”
- “Hahaha! You’re funny! But looks aren’t everything!”
- “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again—I hate you.”
- “Oh, I didn’t notice you there. How d’you like being so insignificant?”
- “Those are nice shoes, but don’t you think your gran’s feet are cold without them?!”
- “You remind me of an old friend… He was a twit! Just like you!”
- “I had a doggy once. Had him with MASH AND MUSHY PEAS!”
- “Your days are numbered!”
- “This is war!”
- “What the hell?!”
- “Ex nay on the alking-tay.”
- “He/She’s coming! He/She’s COMING!”
- “Nothing out of the ordinary here.”
- “Who said that? Couldn’t have been that garden gnome.”
